Fantastic. How you doing world? Allow me to introduce you to the greatest white people in the world.

I think I’ll go out tonight, I think the temperature’s right, I hope I don’t start a fight, I think I’ll go out tonight, I got my suit on tight, I got my shoes all white, I’m looking for something nice, I think I’ll go out tonight.

I’m awesome my mansion-ness is outstanding, I’m on the guest list, and never outside standing, branding your club with my seal for real, the girls all come with short skirts and zeal, baby faces and so for real, we eat drink and dance and never see a bill, yeah, we chill but it’s not for too long, we going ‘round the world in the club like the daft punk song, and from that point on, it’s something, some-thon, and I can see that pretty outline of her thong, for that I’m wrong, but for that I’m on, Criggin Jankin status, where I belong, we sung my song, took shots of bourbon, and on and on, til’ the suns ri-zon, and I’m right on, my bed and pillow with some awesome Mansion Girls to rub on.

I think I’ll go out tonight, I think the temperature’s right, I hope I don’t start a fight, I think I’ll go out tonight, I got my suit on tight, I got my shoes all white, I’m looking for something nice, I think I’ll go out tonight.

Go out tonight, I got a drink in my left, I got a smoke in my right. I think I’ll go out tonight.

One shot turns into three or four, then you’re dancing on the bar, taking pictures like a superstar, we don’t know who you are, but before too long you’ll be in my car, your girlfriends won’t let you get too far, (why?) they all know you and how you are, but it’s OK, we gonna party like it’s your birthday, or anniversary, or maybe you just got hired or fired, it don’t matter to us, we find a reason to get higher, celebrate in dire straits, we feeling so good, feeling oh so great, I’m fresh, so clean, so triple beam, I’m so balanced, ‘til I take a shot of Jim Beam and, that was one way too much, I think I’m going to the bathroom to throw up, yeah mang.